wordle.

I especially like how in the top left corner, it randomly placed “baby” and “making” next to each other.

don’t.cry.over.spilled.milk.

Ok, I just went to pull my leftovers from lunch out of the refrigerator at the office, and as I pulled my to-go box out, I brushed over a half gallon of milk…which dramatically fell out and spilled all over the kitchen floor and into my shoes. Two of my coworkers came in to help me clean up the massive puddle of milk, and meanwhile, my boss steps over the whole mess to get something out of the fridge and knocks over a glass bottle of iced tea.

The glass bottle fell to the floor, shattered (splashing iced tea into my shoes as well), and then merged with the huge milk puddle to make about a 5′ lake of milky iced tea & glass shards.

And then we had the president/owner of the company, the V.P., the CFO, 2 CAD guys, an intern and yours truly all on our hands and knees with a couple rolls of Bounty cleaning up the huge mess.

It was a nice bonding moment.

And a sign that we should all just go home.