christian.real.alive.

So I occasionally check out my blog stats, and by occasionally, I mean constantly. I particularly enjoy seeing the search engine terms (the words you type in when you search for something online) people use to stumble upon my blog. Sometimes they crack me up (why would someone google “I’m so hot shoutout” is a mystery to me…sorry if that was you) and sometimes they weird me out (the unharnessed breasts one in particular).

And sometimes, they make me feel pretty good.

Today’s best:

christian real alive

I’d like to think that’s me.

Christian.

Real.

Alive.