high.crack.
So I was just doing some online shopping for a bathing suit, and I came across this perplexing image…
You see, Tim always claims to have a very high butt crack and he uses this as his excuse for his near constant plumber’s crack. If you’ve met my husband in person, chances are you’ve caught an unwanted glance of his butt crack at some point, and I apologize for that.
No really. I’m sorry you had to see that.
My friend Olga also makes this claim, but I’m fairly certain that both of them just need to pull up their darn pants. You hear that honey? PULL UP YOUR PANTS.
But back to that image. The lady up in that picture…now she’s got a high crack. First I’d like to say that if you’ve been cursed with a butt crack that starts up between your shoulder blades, perhaps swimsuit modeling isn’t for you.
And secondly, that is some seriously freaky stuff. My mind drifts to all sorts of questions…
How do you keep that thing clean?
Could you get a shirt wedgy?
What about thong underwear?
I can’t wait to see what search engine terms bring people to a blog entitled “high crack.”
Good day.
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